Monday, November 17, 2008

Welcome To My Web Site Said The Spider To The Fly

Rose admonishes the reader or her “friends” that they “have to listen close” and thus we begin our journey through let Rose interpret what you are reading land. A trip that many have yet to return from. Here are a few of the FACTS according to Ro’ho, remember she listened very closely.

1. By the time Anna Nicole Smith died on Thursday she was responding so well to treatment that hospitalization would not have been necessary.

2. The abscess on her buttocks was an old one.

3. The only way in which the infection contributed to Anna Nicole Smith’s death was that it compromised her immune system.

4. None of the prescription medications recovered from the room were in the name of Howard K. Stern.

5. All the prescription medications recovered from the room were Anna Nicole Smiths own name.

6. All the authorities questioned repeatedly insisted that Mr. Stern had nothing to do with the death of Anna Nicole Smith.

7. What was not said is that in the U. S. the number TWO cause of death is accidental overdose due to mixing of prescription drugs.

8. Everyone can now be sued included all the press who will not be able to hide behind “Freedom of the Press”.
9. One of the doctors that might be involved is from South Carolina.

10. Howard did not file any appeal to the DNA test.

11. Larry Birkhead had fled the Bahamas because he knows that he is not the father and he has to be out of the jurisdiction where he could be served with a lawsuit.



Ro’ho ends the article with the line “I will try to ‘interpret’ based on what ‘law I have some knowledge of’ remember I am NOT a lawyer.” No Ro’ho no one around here has forgotten that you ARE NOT A LAWYER, though you do so love to play one on your site. Why bother with anything so trivial as a law degree or even some minimum level of education – just find a bunch of willing marks and interpret away. Oh and just a piece of advice from a friend = reader, if you’re going to pretend to be a journalist you might want to learn basic grammar and sentence structure.

I believe it’s silly to even bother with refuting Ro’ho’s facts let alone her creative interpretations, but let’s just have a little fun with the facts according to Ro’ho. Sources will not be cited for this article either because if you don’t see immediately how unfactual (that’s not a real word folks) Ro’ho’s facts are, you would have to have been:

a). living under a rock or in any cave other than Whacks
b). recently rescued from a remote island
c). locked in a mental institution with no access to outside communication
d). been aboard the space station for the last year and a half
e) received a pardon from the governor after spending years on Death Row because you were unjustly accused of a heinous crime and all your time was spent researching the law and writing legal briefs culminating in justice finally being achieved. (If so, congratulations)
f). been a member of some brainwashing Howard K. Stern cult

Ro’ho Fact #1: Anna Nicole Smith died, therefore although I’m not a doctor and I don’t even pretend to be one on this site or any other, I do believe that hospitalization would have provided some benefit. Dr. Perper even stated that Anna Nicole would still be alive if she would have been taken to the hospital.

Ro’ho Fact #2: If old equals 4 days than you go Ro’ho, we’ll actually give that one to you. But if old equals anything more than 4 days….guess what you were not listening as close as you thought you were. The injection was on Monday, she was dead by Thursday, go figure.

Ro’ho Fact #3: Please look up lethal dose of chloral hydrate and get back to us on that one.

Ro’ho Fact #4: Hahahahaha (as Lucky likes to post)

Ro’ho Fact #5: Howard K. Stern, Alex Katz, Dr. Erosevitch are alternative spellings of Anna Nicole Smith.

Ro’ho Fact #6: Mr. Art Harris is not considered an authority and neither is Bonnie, Barth or Howie’s mommy.

Ro’ho Fact #7: The reason why it was not said, is because it’s not true (please see attached statistical data). Now the number one cause of death for Anna Nicole Smith and her offspring is: being in the same room with Howard K. Stern. They have a 66% chance of dying after spending the evening with him. I love statistics don’t you?

Ro’ho Fact #8: Well, you are being sued right now, and you are hiding behind the “Freedom of the Press”, hell you went as far as putting a "Pay Pal " donation post on your site. I think you are being sued because. YOU INVENTED news that you knew was reckless?

Ro’ho Fact #9: About this fact, Rose later elaborates in the comment section “I found that to be one of the most interesting things Perper said… and remember Shelley had already said in May when he picked her up in Calif. he had to learn about the Methadone, how to travel with it and how to give it to her.”
We were unaware that Mr. Shelly or Mr. Thompson are medical doctors, but since you’ve tried to pin everything else on them and you seem to have no moral reservation about inventing phony degrees……….

Ro’ho Fact #10: $10.000 reasons why that is incorrect.

Ro’ho Fact #11: Never mind we love Larry now that he’s bending over for Howard. Just pretend you never wrote that.

After putting Ro’ho facts up, Rose hangs around to answer any questions that people may have concerning the televised press conference that they were watching. Kindly making herself available to interpret what people where seeing and hearing. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Who you gonna believe? Me, or your lying eyes?"

I’ll take what’s behind door number three, please.

Rose begins her Q & A session with the words “WOW, I feel like a celebrity here….” And one of her “friends” responds to the article with, “I have a crush on Rose. *swoooooooooon* Talk factual to me, baby!”

In all fairness some of Ro’ho’s new found “friends” did question some of her Facts, mostly her interpretation of Larry’s travel plans.

sharolyn Says:
March 26th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
In fairness to Larry, he said over the weekend in a number of interviews that he would be in Florida for the release of the ME report. So I am not surprised he left the bahamas. Just more info for you…that is the only thing you reported that someone might question you on.

OTRblog Says:
March 26th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I heard all weekend that Larry was planning to leave the Bahamas. It was on Court TV and Fox News. He is in Florida. He had plans to attend Perper’s pc in person since Friday. He will return to Bahamas tonight.

We all know today that Larry was busy working and earning a living to help support his daughter. He had a job, watching Dr. Perper’s press conference with Tony Potts of Access Hollywood. Remember that emotionally wrought scene where Larry questions the validity of the findings and vows to discover what really happened and bring those people responsible to justice and……But all’s well that ends well.

Unfortunately one of the “friends” made what I assume was an off-hand-comment that even more unfortunately Rosie took to heart.

“You go girl!! Howard K. Stern should hire you as a consultant to assist his legal team!
Thank you! Thank you!”

And another “friend” to whom she should have paid heed but didn’t, advised her:
Please do not stoop to the level of the tabloids and sensationalize and speculate on what is not fact. It looks trashy.
On December 3rd, 2007 Ro’ho posted the following comment to her “friends.”

“I do appreciate defending my honor and honesty because as
many of you know I stand by what I say and if I say it you can bank it.”


As a matter of fact, just go to Ro’ho’s site and click on that pay pal button or send a check directly to her lawyer.

Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive!
Sir Walter Scott

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