Monday, November 17, 2008

The 'ART' of a Verbal BJ

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Writing on the topic of Blow-Jobs is such a departure from our usual ladylike demeanors (even if the term is being used in a purely metaphorical sense) that we had a hard time even contemplating how we would approach this subject. Why everyone insisted that if the topic was going to be about Blow-Jobs, then we were the one that had to write it – we can’t imagine. We originally thought of using the title “giving head without using your head”, but we found the symbolism of the Blow-Job more closely represented what we saw taking place. While we would hate to blow anything that happened between Rose and Art out of proportion one can’t help but notice all the stroking that was going on. For example here’s a little late night exchange that we came across:
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kate says:
October 24th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Must see: Art responses to James in Art’s comments.
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Rose says:
October 24th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
Kate,
Under which topic is that? I must read that before I go to bed….:)
Will go take a look see now
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kate says:
October 24th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Second report down #6 comment, sorry for not paying attention if you found it already.
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Rose says:
October 24th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
I found it and savored it… thanks.
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As concerned parents we strongly advocate safe sex practices and the Art of blowing someone verbally is just about the safest sex that we can think of, unless you end up getting sued in a libel suit. You can’t chip your tooth, it saves a lot of wear and tear on the knees, you don’t have to take your retainer out and your monthly tic-tac bill will surely decrease. While we don’t profess to be experts on the Art of “verbal blowing”, we’ve never been fired from a blow job. As a matter of fact, some of our best promotions were a direct result of our ability to blow.
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Over the months we’ve learned a lot from Ro’ho and the gals, they taught us that google is your friend. So if the average ejaculation has 15 calories, and Ro’ho is the women that we all saw sitting on the Harley…..then you do the math.
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The reason why we think of blow-jobs when we study the written relationship between Ro’ho and Art is because of all the ego stroking, ass kissing and ever inflating head that popped up articles from her about him.
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We hope by writing this we are not going to blow anything for Art, but after seeing how bad Rose has already blown things, we doubt that this little article will have any long-term, chilling effect.
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It is sweet to see the two of them currently sharing the same lawyer, after how hard they tried to set us up. Is this considered internet “after glow”? We know neither one was only paying “lip service” (pun intended) to their passionate defense of Mr. Stern because anyone that writes two to three articles daily on one subject definitely wasn’t getting or giving real blow jobs. But that’s all right because if you believe that the “pen is mightier than the sword” or as the “Saturday Night Live” skit goes, “I’ll take penis mightier, for 200”, then a verbal BJ might be an acceptable substitute. Who are we to judge, we had to google butt plug for God’s sake. We all played the role of unwilling, cyber voyeur as we watched the whole incident take place right before our eyes.
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Plateau
Art Harris’s latest article 11/18/07
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(Articles posted by RoseSpeaks between October-December, 2007)
While many of us were told that the key to a man’s heart was through his stomach, Ro’ho knew better. She knew that the key to Art’s heart was through sickly sweet ego stroking on a continuous basis. And Art knew that the key to Ro’ho’s heart was to simply to throw her a link every now and then and send her a cyber hug and a job well done.
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You see if we only figured out sooner to start each of our posts with “Art, you are the man” we would have been on friendlier territory and maybe more of our comments would have made it onto the board. Oh well, we had housework, jobs and kids to take care of and no time to verbally blow anyone. Hell, we hardly had time for actual blow jobs let along symbolic ones. You know, we did have two alleged murders that we thought we were solving. Instead of joking around on TMZ, we should have paid more attention to the circle jerk fest that they were all engaging in.
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The ego stroking Art got from his harem must have been uplifting? And the daily ball busting he was getting from us must have been deflating. All things being equal and since they were more serious in their mission then we were, something did indeed get inflated quite a bit those months (and for those of you with dirty minds we’re referring to Egos)
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The relationship seemed to work seamlessly for a while. Art said and Rose repeated it. But even as Art was getting the “exclusives” and Rose was complimenting him on being the go-to guy, cracks were beginning to show. Maybe Rose was too fawning, too needy, too subservient? Or maybe something so trivial, predicable and common as jealously ended this once promising relationship. That could explain this bizarre post by Ms. Turner after “Sweet Havana” left her site to move over to Art’s.
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Ok everyone Havana IS the moderator on Art Harris’ forums,
however she must take a position of being unbiased and reflecting him
in her new prestigious position.
Please send her congratulations off of the forum to her personal email;
things have died down on TMZ and other places.
Frankly, I don’t know why she would feel the need to tell good friends
like our precious Mary here anything but the truth.
Feel free to email me off line or any of the moderators.
YES we were pleased for Havana and it WAS a promotion
to a much larger international forum where SHE MUST
remained unbiased and reflect the tone of the forums for Mr. Harris,
we now return you to your morning talks and chapter 11 will be up today…..
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Someone sent us an e-mail after our previous article about Mr. Harris asking if having a big ego necessarily meant that one had a small penis? We didn’t know so we googled it. The only thing we found was, “I thought it was guys with trucks who had a small penis.” Art, do you own a truck? But in the end size doesn’t matter, Art had women throwing themselves at him and that’s better than a good BJ any day. We realized that maybe Art didn’t have a really small penis, maybe Rose just has a really big mouth. It’s all about context.
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Ah Rosie, Rosie, Rosie – it was just business. Truthfully, we don’t think Art ever really appreciated all you did for him. But we wanted to let you know that we certainly saw all the hard work, the hours and hours of fawning commentary. You deserved better Rosie that to be so ungraciously ignored by the man you slaved so hard for.
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We thought the following sample of Art-your-the-man-posts by Rosie would illustrate this point better than anything else we could say on the subject. This is by no means meant to be an absolute count of the number of times that Rose references Art Harris during the three month period that we studied. (October to December of 2007). We may have missed a few, but as far as we could ascertain Rose mentions Art Harris on her site, 63 times in October, 35 time in November & 46 in December of 2007. That’s an average of around 2.5 BJ’s a day.
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What a 3 month long “verbal blow job” looks like:
October, 2007
In another Art Harris exclusive, the investigative reporter brings us another bombshell
Pro Pinder telling Art Harris
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Was Ms. Cosby trying to play Art Harris,
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As always we continue to suggest you check back with Art Harris a few times each day
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an exclusive shared with us by Art Harris
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November, 2007 (34)
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you might want to post a link to Art Harris
The link to this article on Mr. Harris’ site is http://www.artharris.com/2007/11/06/bald-truth-exclusive-stern-libel-suit-win-federal-judge-grants-expedited-discovery-says-hes-troubled-by-rita-cosby-actions/.
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Today's Art Harris Post
Alright - I'm sure you have all ready the new Art Harris post.
If you haven't it is as http://www.artharris.com/2007/11/17/bald-truth-exclusive-new-stern-complaint-virgie-lawyers-behind-hks-smear-cosby-book/+/+more-595
December 2007
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After all Saturday appears to have been a late night per Art Harris
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